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NAME
       condom  -  protection  against  viruses	and prevention of
       child processes

SYNOPSIS
       condom [options] [processid]

DESCRIPTION
       condom  provides	 protection  against  System  Transmitted
       Viruses	(STVs) that may invade your system.  Although the
       spread of such viruses across a network can only be abated
       by  aware  and  cautious	 users, condom is the only highly
       effective means of preventing viruses from  entering  your
       system  (see  celibacy(1)).   Any data passed to condom by
       the protected process will be blocked, as specified by the
       value  of  the  -s  option (see OPTIONS below).	condom is
       known to defend against the following  viruses  and  other
       malicious afflictions:

	      +.o	     AIDS
	      +.o	     Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
	      +.o	     Syphilis
	      +.o	     Crabs
	      +.o	     Genital warts
	      +.o	     Gonhorrea
	      +.o	     Chlamydia
	      +.o	     Michelangelo
	      +.o	     Jerusalem

       When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
       foam(1), and/or setiud(3), condom also prevents	the  con-
       ception of a child process.  If invoked from within a syn-
       chronous process, condom has, by default, an 80% chance of
       preventing  the	external  processes  from becoming parent
       processes (see the -s option below).  When  other  process
       contraceptives  are used, the chance of preventing a child
       process from  being  forked  becomes  much  greater.   See
       pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more infor-
       mation.

       If no options are given, the current user's login  process
       (as  determined	by the environment variable USER) is pro-
       tected with a Trojan  rough-cut	latex  condom  without	a
       reservoir  tip.	The optional ``processid'' argument is an
       integer specifying the process to protect.

       NOTE: condom may only be used with a  hard  disk.   condom
       will terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a
       floppy disk (see DIAGNOSTICS below).

OPTIONS
       The following options may be given to condom:





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       -b brand
	      brands are as follows:

		 trojan (default)
		 ramses
		 sheik
		 goldcoin
		 fourex

       -m material
	      The valid materials are:

		 latex (default)
		 saranwrap
		 membrane
			WARNING!   The	membrane  option  is  not
			endorsed by the System Administrator Gen-
			eral as an effective barrier against cer-
			tain  viruses.	 It is supported only for
			the sake of tradition.

       -f flavor
	      The following flavors are currently supported:

		 plain (default)
		 apple
		 banana
		 cherry
		 cinnamon
		 licorice
		 orange
		 peppermint
		 raspberry
		 spearmint
		 strawberry

       -r     Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)

       -s strength
	      strength is an integer between 20 and 100	 specify-
	      ing the resilience of condom against data passed to
	      condom by the protected process.	 Using	a  larger
	      value  of	 strength  increases  condom's protective
	      abilities, but also reduces interprocess communica-
	      tion.  A smaller value of strength increases inter-
	      process communication, but also increases the like-
	      lihood of a security breach.  An extremely vigorous
	      process or one passing an enormous amount	 of  data
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	      failure.	The default strength is 80%.

       -t texture
	      Valid textures are:

		 rough (default)
		 ribbed
		 bumps
		 lubricated
			(provides  smoother  interaction  between
			processes)

       WARNING:	 The  use of an external application to condom in
       order to reduce friction between processes has been proven
       in  benchmark  tests to decrease condom's strength factor!
       If execution speed is important to your process,	 use  the
       ``-t lubricated'' option.

DIAGNOSTICS
       condom terminates with one of the following exit codes:

       -1     An attempt was made to use condom on a floppy disk.

       0      condom exited successfully (no data was  passed  to
	      the synchronous process).

       1      condom  failed  and  data was allowed through.  The
	      danger of transmission of an STV or the forking  of
	      a	 child	process	 is inversely proportional to the
	      number  of  other	 protections  employed	 and   is
	      directly	proportional to the ages of the processes
	      involved.

BUGS
       condom is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
       from  being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus
       (although the System Administrator General has deemed that
       condom  is  the	most  effective	 means	of preventing the
       spread of system transmitted  viruses).	 See  celibacy(1)
       for information on a 100% effective program for preventing
       these problems.

       Remember, the use of sex(1)  and	 other	related	 routines
       should  only  occur  between mature, consenting processes.
       If you must use sex(1), please employ  condom  to  protect
       your  process and your synchronous process.  If we are all
       responsible, we can stop the spread of STVs.

AUTHORS and HISTORY
       The original version of condom was released in Roman times
       and  was	 only  marginally  effective.  With the advent of
       modern technology, condom now supports many  more  options
       and is much more effective.




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       The current release of condom was written by Ken Maupin at
       the University  of  Washington  (maupin@cs.washington.edu)
       and was last updated on 10/7/92.

SEE ALSO
       celibacy(1),  sex(1),  pill(1),	sponge(1),  foam(1),  and
       setiud(3)




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